About the Great Nippulini…

Origins…

Very little is known thus far about the Great Nippulini. He bears oblong triangular markings tattooed upon his chest that must have some spiritual importance. The name “Nippulini” sounds very Italian, possibly Sicilian. His background is strongly embedded in the art of body piercing. The great nipples he possesses have been pierced for almost a decade, and have been trained using almost forgotten ancient strength resistance training methods. He is truly a master of sensory transmutability, literally strengthening his nipples with his mind!

Utilities…

The Great Nippulini is more than just a showman. He is an artisan, creating almost everything he uses to demonstrate his abilities. His shackles are double zero gauge (AWG) thick and extremely rare, being that he designed them himself. One can usually find the Great Nippulini at the hardware store, procuring real items, like 5/16″ thick solid steel chains, 9″ steel brace elbows, 80 lb. test carbiner clips, quick links, etc. These items, when paired with real objects of weight, (i.e. a 10 lb. anchor, small transmissions, bowling balls, anvils, 34 pound cylinder heads, etc.) and his nipples show for true creativity in his art. These are not falsified items made out to look heavier than they actually are.

Disclaiming…

You may be thinking to yourself “This guy is absolutely CRAZY!”. Well, the Great Nippulini respects your right to the freedom of self expression and values your opinion to be just a valid as anyone else’s. You may be right. He may be fucking insane! But that’s the beauty of who he is and what he is capable of doing. This said, if anyone else feels like trying this at home, they will get a rude awakening to the fact that this is something best left to be done by a professional, which then afterwards the Great Nippulini is absolved of all responsibility of those who do not heed this warning: Folks, do NOT, we repeat DO NOT try this at home… or at work… or anywhere! Okay? Okay.

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